Thanks to long-time guest Don Payne, we are now the proud owners of the world’s first “Weather Shell”!
Guests can now learn for themselves how to forecast the weather … Sanibel style!
Our Weather Shell will specify weather conditions with almost 100% accuracy when used correctly:
If the Shell is WET: It is raining.
If the Shell is WHITE: It is snowing.
If the Shell is MOVING SLIGHTLY: There is a light breeze.
If the Shell is MOVING FAST: There are strong winds.
If the Shell is SWINGING WILDLY: Take cover!
If the Shell is SHINY: The sun is out.
If the Shell is DULL: It is cloudy.
If the Shell CAN’T BE SEEN: It is dark outside.
If the Shell is COOL: It is cold out.
If the Shell is WARM: It is hot out.
If the Shell BLEW AWAY: There was a hurricane.
