Courtesy of Sarah, Wiles, Amy and Scott J. — Joan R.’s extremely talented grandkids!
Wonder if they’ve heard this one from Lemony Snicket?
If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, “Well this isn’t too bad, I don’t have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I’m left-handed or right-handed,” but most of us would say something more along the lines of, “Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!”
